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My 16th Birthday   [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2014-5-6 16:11:07 |Display all floors
Two days before my 16th birthday, my parents asked me to sit quietly with them for a moment. Then they told me that they weren't high powered business executives as I had always believed. They were, in fact, international porn stars and had acted in many of the raunchiest porno films ever made. Dad went behind the TV and opened a secret compartment and proudly showed me about fifty of the hottest porno videos I had even heard of. I recognised their faces on the covers! Wow, I was gobsmacked.

Then, Dad asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I just blurted out 'I wanna watch!'

Perhaps I should have been explained more clearly. They bought me a Rolex.

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Post time 2014-5-7 08:40:43 |Display all floors
What! you wanted to watch your parents have sex, disgusting.

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Post time 2014-5-7 11:25:27 |Display all floors
Ha Ha you are lucky that you parents are a bit generous. They didn't get you a cheap one from China with French name. Great joke.

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Post time 2014-5-7 11:25:47 |Display all floors
Ha Ha you are lucky that you parents are a bit generous. They didn't get you a cheap one from China with French name. Great joke.

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Post time 2014-5-7 11:29:06 |Display all floors
At least he didn't say "I wanna sea" or he would have drowned.
If capitalism promotes innovation and creativity then why aren't scientists and artists the richest people in a capitalist nation?

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Post time 2014-5-7 21:27:54 |Display all floors
Round Up is good for developing the mind

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Post time 2014-5-7 21:39:25 |Display all floors
Everytime I walk along Nanjing Road I get asked "Wanna watch" when I answer " what do you want me to watch " they get all confused

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