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Post time 2013-11-8 20:05:41 |Display all floors


Cactus Jack and the Gayman.

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It was coming to the end of the day and sittingin his tiny near deserted local pub in Mt. Isa was an Aboriginal called Cactus.

He was having a few beers as usual when a short  well dressed andobviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay man leaned over towards Cactus andwhispered, "Do you  want a blow job?"

Cactus leaped up with fire in his eyes knocked the gay man off his stool andsmacked the shit out of him.

He dragged him out of the bar and left him bruised and battered in the car parkand returned to his seat at the bar.

Not entirely amazed at what just happened the barman quickly brought overanother beer to Cactus and said,
"I'venever seen you react as badly as that  before.

What did he say to you?"

"I don't know," Cactus replied..   "Something about ajob."

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Don't argue with idiots! They will always win. First they drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience!
When the power of love, overtakes the love of power,  the world will have peace.

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Usually I don't care for stories about seneca but this is an exception.
If capitalism promotes innovation and creativity then why aren't scientists and artists the richest people in a capitalist nation?

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Well done
Stan, you're holding a gun to God's head. I can't think of a metaphor that's better than this.

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