Views: 4590|Replies: 22

Police:" I am out of toilet paper!"   [Copy link] 中文

Rank: 8Rank: 8

Post time 2013-11-2 16:29:56 |Display all floors
1.jpg


“I am in the male public bathroom located next to the Oude supermarket in Buzheng Village in Gulin County; the toilet paper is missing in here, and I need the assistance of the police sub-station to send more toilet paper!” These words were reported to the police sub-station in Yingzhou District in the city of Ningbo at 8:23 on the morning of October 29.

Upon receiving the report, the Gulin police sub-station arranged to dispatch officers to the scene. After 20 minutes officers had still not managed to locate the toilet in question, but as there was no further communication from the caller, police thought he had gotten help from someone else. And so it was with surprise that at 8:45 the police sub-station again received a call from this man. This time the man complained, “Why hasn’t the toilet paper been sent over already? My legs are falling asleep!”

With that, police officers at the Gulin sub-station contacted other officers who were stationed nearby; however, they were told that the bathroom the man was referring to is located too far away and that the dispatched officers were still searching for it. It was only at around 9 that the dispatched officers relayed the news that they had finally discovered the male public restroom located next to the Oude supermarket in Buzheng Village; however, the police did not find the man. It may be that he had already solved the problem himself and then left the scene.

Police at the Gulin sub-station state that in cases like these, police have no alternative but to investigate. Police are unable to reject reports made to them, a duty that sometime adds to the burden of their workload.


Use magic tools Report

Rank: 8Rank: 8

Post time 2013-11-2 17:45:45 |Display all floors
How great the Chinese police are!

There is one spectacle grander than the sea, that is the sky; there is one spectacle grander than the sky, that is the interior of the soul.-Victor Hugo

Use magic tools Report

Rank: 8Rank: 8

Gold Medal September's Best Writer 2012

Post time 2013-11-2 17:53:27 |Display all floors
hahahaha..
our life is full of sunshine

Use magic tools Report

Rank: 2

Post time 2013-11-3 01:00:27 |Display all floors
Interesting...

Use magic tools Report

Rank: 8Rank: 8

Post time 2013-11-3 01:44:25 |Display all floors
haha

Use magic tools Report

Post time 2013-11-3 08:45:57 |Display all floors
Reminder: Author is prohibited or removed, and content is automatically blocked
Writer's real name is Lau Guan Kim.  lau_guan_kim is for commentary and analysis. He writes also under another alter ego jinseng. I will respond to good reasoned debate. Mudslingers shall be ignored. What I do not like are ignorance, stupidity, chauvinism and bigotry. The other party has as much right as I have until it resorts to insults and nuisance.

Use magic tools Report

Rank: 8Rank: 8

2015 Most Popular Member Medal

Post time 2013-11-3 13:10:40 |Display all floors
What roll do the police have for such situations?
If capitalism promotes innovation and creativity then why aren't scientists and artists the richest people in a capitalist nation?

Use magic tools Report

You can't reply post until you log in Log in | register

BACK TO THE TOP
Contact us:Tel: (86)010-84883548, Email: blog@chinadaily.com.cn
Blog announcement:| We reserve the right, and you authorize us, to use content, including words, photos and videos, which you provide to our blog
platform, for non-profit purposes on China Daily media, comprising newspaper, website, iPad and other social media accounts.