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Post time 2013-3-17 23:01:58 |Display all floors
This is hilarous .......... even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusively only to the Chinese from Hong Kong, Malaysia & Singapore. A must read with "CHINGLISH" in mind.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 & 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10 , he did it again from 10 back to 1.

This is what he came up with......
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me , so I panic and 4 down.
The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up...
So I go into 7 -eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him.
10 God he run away. I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 -eleven. Next day I called my boss
and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to climb
a 3 and jump down!. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

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