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Post time 2013-1-30 21:43:13 |Display all floors
waynebuaa Post time: 2013-1-29 17:39
it's true,some times. i read a news,"Doctors find pea seed growing inside man's lung"
you can fin ...

that man's must have a very poor digested system  
a man who uses his hands is a laborer. one who uses his hands and his mind is a craftsman. but he who uses his hands, his mind, and his heart, is an artist...

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Post time 2013-1-30 21:48:32 |Display all floors
waynebuaa Post time: 2013-1-29 17:18
in somebody's eyes , you are always a kid, or lovingly called ,babe.

i kno this ugly lady loves to call me babe, and i feel sooo uncomfy whenever i shop in her store feel like zoomin out with her merchandise when i see her at the checkout counter  
a man who uses his hands is a laborer. one who uses his hands and his mind is a craftsman. but he who uses his hands, his mind, and his heart, is an artist...

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Post time 2013-1-31 05:04:15 |Display all floors
1584austin Post time: 2013-1-24 15:10
The prime example is Father Christmas.

My two youngest Grandsons have just found out it's fantasy t ...

Clever kids play along. They pretend so as to fool their parents.

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Post time 2013-1-31 05:25:25 |Display all floors
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No need for this crap.

Put a medical book on the child's bookshelf.


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Post time 2013-2-18 14:06:49 |Display all floors
dragon8 Post time: 2013-1-31 05:25
No need for this crap.

Put a medical book on the child's bookshelf.

Dad ......  !
Where do babies come from ......  ?


Oh, son the stork brings them  .......  !



OK, dad ...... !
So who porks the stork then  ..........   ?  

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Post time 2013-2-18 17:47:39 |Display all floors
seneca Post time: 2013-2-18 16:32
"If you don't bring home good marks from school, we will push you into the sea and the fish will eat ...




And with the majority of China land-locked I can imagine that would be a very natural thing to say in places like Urumuqi and Chongqing .......

Let alone Guangzhou  ........   !   


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Post time 2013-2-18 19:13:45 |Display all floors
seneca Post time: 2013-2-18 18:33
Well, there are local variants that replace "sea" with "river" or "fish pond", I hear.





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