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Post time 2012-10-29 17:37:54 |Display all floors
RENREW Post time: 2012-10-29 13:22
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An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her.

She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!"

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked. "Why not?"

She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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Post time 2012-10-29 17:38:38 |Display all floors
Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing:

"We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

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Post time 2012-10-29 18:23:42 |Display all floors
A plane leaves London’s Heathrow Airport with a Jewish captain in command. His co-pilot is Chinese. They fly together for the first time and their mutual discomfort and resentment is palpable. The plane reaches the desired altitude and speed. The captain turns on the auto pilot, leans back and states, - “I don’t like Chinese”!  “You do not like Chinese” asks the co-pilot, "Why not"? – “You Chinese bombed the shit out of Pearl Harbour” !. That’s why! No no no man, the co-pilot protests, Chinese not throw bombs at Poehl Habah , this was the Japanese, you know Japanese, not the Chinese!  The captain answers, “Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese - all the same”.

Its silence for a while ... then the co-pilot suddenly says, "I do not like you Jews ether." What’s wrong with you, why not?" asks the captain. - "Jews have sunk the Titanic" - The captain now annoyed: "This is nonsense! Jews did not sink the Titanic! - That was a damn iceberg! The co-pilot answers, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg - all the same"!

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Post time 2012-10-29 18:27:23 |Display all floors
lionstar Post time: 2012-10-29 17:38
Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing:

"We ask you to please remain sea ...

Every landing is a controlled  crash!

In case of an emergecy landing please place your head between your legs,- and kiss your ass good bye!
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Post time 2012-10-29 18:32:02 |Display all floors
RENREW Post time: 2012-10-29 18:23
A plane leaves London’s Heathrow Airport with a Jewish captain in command. His co-pilot is Chinese. ...

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Post time 2012-10-29 22:35:28 |Display all floors

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Post time 2012-10-29 22:56:27 |Display all floors
they are air hostesses?
it is difficult to think .

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