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Post time 2012-3-9 06:02:25 |Display all floors
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She's single...

lives right across the street.

I can see her house from my frontroom.

I watched as she got home from workthis evening.

I was surprised when she walkedacross the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, “I just got home, and I am so horny! I have thisstrong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make

love all nightlong!   

Are you busy tonight?”

I immediately replied, “No, I'm free... I have no plans at all!”

Then she said, “Good!  In that case, could you watch my dog?"

BUGGER...  IT'S JUST NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!

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Post time 2012-3-9 12:22:00 |Display all floors
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Post time 2012-3-9 12:22:24 |Display all floors
she got nice jugs....

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guddurulz Post time: 2012-3-9 12:22
she got nice jugs....

Yes shame I don't over look her garden too

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Post time 2012-3-9 16:40:16 |Display all floors
This post was edited by longzhou at 2012-3-9 16:42

This is what we are in for! And you've just been a mod for a few hours. In no time this section will be a porn section.

At that nut head of voice-cd laughing at all this! Nice example of morals!

Edit to add: And and editors pick!.....Nice!{:soso_e119:}

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Post time 2012-3-9 17:04:21 |Display all floors
This post was edited by 1584austin at 2012-3-9 17:04
longzhou Post time: 2012-3-9 16:40
This is what we are in for! And you've just been a mod for a few hours. In no time this section will ...

That's porn in Spain?

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Post time 2012-3-9 17:05:41 |Display all floors
1584austin Post time: 2012-3-9 17:04
That's porn in Spain?

Under Chinese standards, and this a Chinese BBS, that is an inmoral picture!

Good start of the job.......setting a good example on how to break the rules!

And Vocie_cd patting you on the back!

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