lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my frontroom.
I watched as she got home from workthis evening.
I was surprised when she walkedacross the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, “I just got home, and I am so horny! I have thisstrong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make
love all nightlong!
Are you busy tonight?”
I immediately replied, “No, I'm free... I have no plans at all!”
Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
BUGGER... IT'S JUST NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!