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Post time 2012-2-29 13:49:56 |Display all floors
Manager: Hey, post the recruitment ad ASAP!
Employee: (Staffs wanted, house slaves preferred)
Employee: Boss, why are house slave  preferred?
Manager: Because they will treasure the job opportunity more! Even they are being exploited, oppressed, or extorted, they will work hard and make no complaints !

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Post time 2012-3-1 05:52:16 |Display all floors
This post was edited by robert237 at 2012-2-29 17:39

1. Manager: Put up this poster regarding new job openings.
2. Employee: --- ?--- ...New jobs available. Applicants must be paying a home mortgage...
3. Employee: Hey boss, why must the applicants be paying a home mortgage?
4. Manager: Because they will worker as hard as I tell them to work or they will lose their home.
If capitalism promotes innovation and creativity then why aren't scientists and artists the richest people in a capitalist nation?

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Post time 2012-3-1 10:56:49 |Display all floors
This post was edited by greentree_mail at 2012-3-1 11:40

1.manager: Hey,you, post this recruitment ads outside as soon as possible.
2.employee:  (Reading the paper: Recruitment : candidates recruited,mortgage slaves preferred)?
3.manager: Excuse me, boss, why are mortgage slaves preferred?
4.employee: Because they treasure their jobs more! Even if they were exploited, oppressed or extorted, they would still work hard without any complaint for their mortgages.

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Post time 2012-3-1 13:19:50 |Display all floors
1. Manager:Hey!Paste out this job posting immediately.
2. Employee:?(Recruting emplyees , house slaves priority)
3. Employee:Why do the house slaves have priority?
4. Manager:Because they'll cherish the job more!Even you exploit them,oppress them or extort them, they still work hard without any complainings.

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Post time 2012-3-1 13:27:13 |Display all floors
Manager:come ,your slacker!put this recruitment post on  board right now !
Employee:Staff wanted ,morgage slave f-i-r-s-t!
Employee: Boss ,why morgage slaves  first?
Manager : oh ,you dumb!those lovely slaves cherish their work ,they will never complain when i  exploit them ,bully them,even when i  extort them !{:soso_e128:}
Il heurt de jouer avec le ciel .

follow your heart, touch your dream ,be yourself .dude !

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Post time 2012-3-1 15:57:03 |Display all floors
Manager:Hello,Guy,stick this recruitment information quickly.
Employee:"Several Employees,House Slave Firstly Considered."why?
Employee:Boss,why does the house slave firstly considered?
Manager:Beacuse the house slave values their jobs which is much more than the other people.Even if they are exploited,oppressed and extorted,they also work carefully without complaining.

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Post time 2012-3-1 17:56:31 |Display all floors
Manager: Hey, shake a leg, put up this job posting!
(Recruitment   
Several employees  
House slaves preferred)
Employee: Sir, why are house slaves preferred?
Manager: Because they value their work more! They knuckle down uncomplainingly despite of exploitation, oppression and blackmail!

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