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Post time 2010-10-13 16:43:58 |Display all floors
THE LAST AIRBENDER

talk about a great idea gone to the hollywood pit of despair.

the last airbender was one of the best ideas for a movie to come out in a long time, bar none

but it ended up looking like 'street fighter', 'mortal kombat', or 'invincible', with super crappy martial arts choreography with actors who couldnt fake martial ability in a circus act

and how was them getting all of the elements screwed up? people who throw water are as afraid of fire as people who throw dirt on fire.


and of course they dont just put out the little pot of fire with dirt or water..

how is fire going to beat dirt or water?

and how scary is a bunch of boats approaching an entire city of people who control water?

and what kind of tactical blunder would taking a boat to invade a city of water controllers be?

and more of the stupid american racism ruined the whole movie. isolated tribes were all interracial. they had a kid fom india as the son of a polynesian, and their races were so screwed up it looked like a babylonian orgy.

what would have been cool is tribes of various ethnicities, an entire african tribe, an asian one, a scandinavian one, etc.. they are so braindead and bassackwards trying to be open-minded that they dont even know what a tribe is

and how was the use of Chinese names like 'Zhao' in there that nobody could pronounce, and everyone mispronounced in 10 different ways, people supposedly familiar with the guy

why would they try so hard to be chinese, only to not have a clue what China is about. although they apparently thought they would be authentic by at least not having any black people, instead everyone is white and indian, who somehow live in the same anient tribes as each other with a few token asians

the real point is that their racism and racist culture prevented them from putting Chinese and more East Asians in the movie

its apparently more exciting to see white people spraining things, pulling muscles, and having hernias than it is to see Chineze Kung Fu starz











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Post time 2010-10-13 18:54:36 |Display all floors
The last airbender....that sounds so gay......
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Originally posted by Alex2010 at 2010-10-13 18:54
The last airbender....that sounds so gay......

dont ever reply to any thread i create, you dont have the privileges, you are someone i truly and deeply hate in every measure of the word

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