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Post time 2010-9-19 15:07:37 |Display all floors
U.S. Forces in Afghanistan have won the recent parliamentary elections as expected. The announcement came a few weeks before the elections where held, but most respectable news agencies waited for the actual event to occur before publishing the news.

All candidates were pre-approved by the CIA, and several hundred were either bribed, threatened, or reprogrammed to serve America's shadow-government. Many of the winners have family members held hostage in secret prisons in far-flung locations over-seas.

CIA Director Leon Panetta and Blackwater Worldwide founder Erik Prince made a joint announcement at a press conference in Langely Virginia, "Now that we've won the parliament, we are sure our man Karzai will face no more opposition in pressing forward with pro-US initiatives related to the natural resources which are an American birthright. We congratulate our close friends in Afghanistan on their recent victories. Freedom has come to Afghanistan, and we own it" Mr. Panetta then coughed, "Your checks are in the mail".
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Post time 2010-9-19 15:35:29 |Display all floors
The title of this thread is provocative, yet reflects the cruel reality.

C!Anides already became the hottest financier of traitors within the countries that the US like to control.

Even if the fake democrazy gala failed and the locals fight against the C!Anides, the US simply send the Pentagooners to deal with local population.

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Post time 2010-9-19 17:27:00 |Display all floors
Another strong candidate
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Post time 2010-9-19 17:42:11 |Display all floors
Very informative!

Please share us more about the democracy manipulator, this is the fine word to describe what the C!Anides have done in 'color revolution' and now in Iraq & Afghanistan.

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Post time 2010-9-19 18:20:40 |Display all floors
Which one will you vote for?
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Post time 2010-9-20 08:59:40 |Display all floors
Democracy brought to you as a public service from your friends at: Halliburton, Dyncorp, Boeing, McDonnell Douglas, Oshkosh, Blackwater Worldwide, and other fine corporations.
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Post time 2010-9-20 19:44:14 |Display all floors
Don't forget that 25% of candidates MUST be women whether they want to run or not. How many of those who win must rule in accordance with their husband's wishes. They had better get it right or the CIA will want their money back.
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