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Post time 2010-9-10 10:20:33 |Display all floors
LSCULLA has claimed that someone 'close to' the Public Security Bureau said "Are there any Mormons here? no? good"

what most likely happened next?








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Post time 2010-9-10 20:08:08 |Display all floors
lots of morons on here....and yes, at least one of them is a mormon....
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Post time 2010-9-10 20:08:28 |Display all floors
One time two LDS missionaries where walking down the street, when they came upon some horse manure. The first missionary said;

"That looks like horse manure".

He then reached down and picked some up and said;

"Feels like horse manure".

He then tasted some and said;

"Taste like horse manure".

The second missionary then said;

"Good thing we didn't step in it."
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Q: Why do you always take two Mormons with you when you go fishing?
A: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer!
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Q: What do you call a good looking woman in Salt Lake City?
A: A Tourist!
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Post time 2010-9-10 20:09:43 |Display all floors
Q: How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At least six: One to change the light bulb; one to deny that there was any change made; one to say that we shouldn't focus on the change--only the need for light; one to say we don't teach that the light bulb needed changing in the first place; one to say that the changer was acting for himself and not as an official changer; and one to say "who cares who changed the bulb, don't you feel the burning of the light?
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Post time 2010-9-10 20:10:17 |Display all floors
A elderly Mormon asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.

The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?"

"No," he replied, "I've never done either."

"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor.

"No, I've never done any of those things either."

"Well then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"
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