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Post time 2010-6-18 09:21:11 |Display all floors
Like a virgin Source: Global Times [22:16 June 17 2010]

By Lin Meilian

Let's start with the good stuff.

"Your virginity back in 20 minutes!"

"No surgery, no shots, no medicine, no side-effects. For a cool 100 yuan ($14.60) you can have your 'first time' back anytime!"

The ads for artificial hymens caught Ms Xie's attention outside a Chongqing sex store. She lowered her head, put on sun glasses, went inside and purchased a box of "Virtuous Girl Red" hymens for her big day: her first physical union with her husband-to-be.

The 100-yuan hymen kit contained a small dark-red semitransparent plastic insert. Xie tore off its cover, inserted it and waited 20 minutes until it "melted", and then carefully climbed into bed where her husband-to-be was waiting, with a voice running through her head saying, "remember to act like you are in pain."

After a few ups and downs, moans and groans, they relaxed, turned on the light and excitedly spotted a liquid that looks like blood on the bed sheet. He smiled and held her tightly in his arms. She felt like she was standing at the door of heaven until his question drew her quickly back to earth.

"Honey, what is that smell?"

It turned out that the "user friendly guidelines" written on the Virtuous Girl package neglected to mention a significant drawback: the "blood" smells.

They broke up eventually.

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Post time 2010-6-18 10:52:41 |Display all floors

Reply #1 hardluck2008's post

poor girl & mean guy~~


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Post time 2010-6-18 12:08:10 |Display all floors
MORE girls give less heed to their hymen~~



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Post time 2010-6-18 18:18:26 |Display all floors
Originally posted by hardluck2008 at 2010-6-18 12:08
Like a virgin





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Post time 2010-6-18 18:20:53 |Display all floors
Originally posted by hardluck2008 at 2010-6-18 06:51 AM
Like a virgin Source: Global Times [22:16 June 17 2010]

By Lin Meilian

Let's start with the good stuff.

"Your virginity back in 20 minutes!"

"No surgery, no shots, no m ...

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Post time 2010-6-18 18:22:44 |Display all floors
Well, as long as Chinese guys still believe they married a "virgin" ^^
Patria est ubicunque bene/Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit

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Post time 2010-6-18 18:24:58 |Display all floors
Originally posted by happymalay at 2010-6-18 18:18



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what about you>still virgin?:lol:lol:lol did you have an operation to fix your lost virginity and cheat your husband if there is a stupid one one day to marry you?
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
I really    love China,半个 中国 人

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