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Post time 2010-5-6 20:54:54 |Display all floors
You have two choices in life:

You can stay single and be miserable,

or get married and wish you were dead.



At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,

'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'

'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'

  

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:

'Husband Wanted'.

Next day she received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing:

'You can have mine.'



When a woman steals your husband,

there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.



A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished

.

A little boy asked his father,

'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'

Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'

  

A young son asked,

'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa

a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'

Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'

  

Then there was a woman who said,

'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,

and by then, it was too late.'

  

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.



If you want your spouse to listen and

pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.



Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

  

First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'

Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

  

'A Woman's Prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'

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Post time 2010-5-6 22:46:23 |Display all floors

why get married?

A very common, but at a second thought, very thought-provoking tricking question. Perhaps the reason why people want to get married and be with someone for a lifetime is to escape loneliness, but in many cases, it seems they only end up being more lonely...

What's it that drives the world? I'd say it is not wealth, nor wisdom, not even love, but, I think, the fear of loneliness, the fear of the absurdity of a limitted life that will sooner or later will be thrown into the deep dark abbyss of "being no longer"
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Burning Alone

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Post time 2010-5-7 07:48:40 |Display all floors
It works for some people and its still the best role model for bringing up children.

Just because YOU cant hack it dont put everybody else off.

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Post time 2010-5-7 10:06:50 |Display all floors
thanks for you two guys responding the thread. i get the witty,funny lines from somewhere by accident.

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Post time 2010-5-7 10:25:26 |Display all floors
Originally posted by ruotong at 2010-5-7 10:06
thanks for you two guys responding the thread. i get the witty,funny lines from somewhere by accident.


I really love your funny lines. It is very amusing to see that someone came up with these phases.

I would say that people get married because they want to not only escape loneliness but also to conform with society. It seems that by a certain age, most of your friends are married. It's the thing to do. LOL.

There is no such thing as a "erfect" match for a man or woman but it is possible to find someone that you adore and love being around every day of your life^^^

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Post time 2010-5-7 13:46:31 |Display all floors
Originally posted by linjian at 2010-5-6 22:46
A very common, but at a second thought, very thought-provoking tricking question. Perhaps the reason why people want to get married and be with someone for a lifetime is to escape loneliness, but i ...

in your eyes, to get married or not is a forever dilemma?
There are many ways to escape lonliness, why get married? since it is even harder to say bye to the partner if you hope to end the relationship.

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Post time 2010-5-7 13:48:40 |Display all floors
Originally posted by St_George at 2010-5-7 07:48
It works for some people and its still the best role model for bringing up children.

Just because YOU cant hack it dont put everybody else off.

marriage is the best role model to  bring up kids?
So people get married mainly to produce more kids , in a socially accepted way?

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