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Post time 2009-9-16 02:31:02 |Display all floors
Pussy is a slang term for vagina. So it is a bit of a dirty joke.

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Post time 2009-11-24 15:27:40 |Display all floors
those are great joks,thanks

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Post time 2009-11-25 04:31:54 |Display all floors

Joke

Originally posted by xu_ming at 2009-11-24 15:27
those are great joks,thanks


Guy has been married for just one year, but his wife is not interested in sex anymore.
He went to the Doctor and explained this to him.
The Doctor said, " You're a lucky man and let me tell you why, today there is a new tablet and here's one for you, that will do it" " Tonight when you're having dinner, put one in your Wifes coffee, but be warned, these work fast"!!!

The next day the Guy went back to the Doctor he said " Doctor, Doctor it was marvelous, I put one in her coffee and she jumped across the table at me knocked all the cups and plates on the floor and made love to me right there"!!
The Doctor said " that's great, sorry about the cups and plates"   

The Guy said " It's ok, we wont be using that restuarant again" !!!!!!!!  

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Post time 2009-11-26 04:26:52 |Display all floors

were they in the greek restaurant...

Originally posted by 1584austin at 2009-11-24 15:31


Guy has been married for just one year, but his wife is not interested in sex anymore.
He went to the Doctor and explained this to him.
The Doctor said, " You're a lucky man and let me t ...



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Post time 2009-11-26 04:39:32 |Display all floors

okOK here's one from me...

A man wanted to prove to a group of alcoholics the effect of alcohol in human body system. He brought two jars; one containing water and the other containing alcohol, along with a very healthy worm. He said to the audience:

"This jar contain water"
He dropped the worm in the jar and said, "Please watch the reaction". The worm swam to the side of the jar and up it floats dangling and swimming.

The man took the worm out of the first jar and put it in the second jar containing alcohol and said to the audience " now watch the reaction" The worm went right down into the water and struggled for survival. There and then every body saw the worm shrinking and dis-integrating, and in one word, died.

The man turned round an asked the audience " what would you all say to this".

After a long silence, someone from the rear stood up and said
" I can see that if I drink alcohol, there will be no more worn in my body".

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Post time 2009-11-26 04:47:44 |Display all floors

not a JOKE but FUNNY than a joke...

After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which
conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during
the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct
the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form
what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets
before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of
humor!
Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as
submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance
engineers.
(P = the problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = the solution and action taken by the engineers.)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding
on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

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Post time 2009-11-27 10:27:30 |Display all floors
Originally posted by murphycanada at 2009-8-31 05:47
A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners... On the way out the door, the lady at the counter says " Come Again"... The blonde says "no its toothpaste this time you nosey @@@!".


These jokes are funny.but I don't understand this one.

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