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Let's contribute posts to make someone smile :) , laugh and feel happy .

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Let's enjoy the day  (^O^)

Yippie!!!

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An example of a cheap husband



John: It’s my wife’s birthday
Peter: What’s your gift to her?

John: I asked her what she wanted
Peter: What did she say?

John: Anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND.
Peter: What did you gave her?
John: playing cards

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Telephone Bill

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

Dad: People, this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.

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Singapore Jokes

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10
Teaccher: You don't know maths
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!


Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son On Tuesday, she said 4+4 = 8
On Wednesday, she said 6+2 = 8
If she can't make up her mind how I know the right answer la???

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I telly you she's no good.

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Ah Beng Jokes (Ah Beng is usually used on someone who is like a gangster and quite foolish etc)

Ah beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears.

Ah beng answered "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor... but instead of picking up the phone, I accidently picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So kena lor!

Oh dear! The doctor exclaimed in disbelief, "But what happened to the other ear?"

An beng: "That stupid fellow called back again lor!"

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