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1. The following interview is neither in English nor about English.

2. You are welcome to put them into English, as you like

3. You are even more welcome to laugh at them, for life needs to be so light-hearted

4. You are most welcome to comment on the questions and answers.

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文by 邓刚

选自:文学自由谈,2008年5月

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Q1 & A1

问: 你写小说是不是问了挣钱?

答: 如果为了挣钱去写小说,我绝对写不出什么小说来;如果写小说不给稿酬,我又绝对写不下去。你说我是不是为了钱?

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Q2 &A2

问:听说你是大连作家协会主席,所以我想问问你,大连有一个九岁的孩子竟然写了两本书,还被外国老板火了多少万美元买了版权,作为你这个大连有名的作家,不感到脸红吗?

答: 我不感到脸红,但感到眼红,九岁的孩子就能挣多少万美元,谁不眼红?看起来天上不但能掉馅饼,还能掉外汇呢!但是我想到伟大的鲁迅和伟大的托尔斯泰,九岁也没有过这样的光彩,心理才平衡下来。

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Q3&A3

问:听说作家还评什么一级二级,这是真事吗?

答:作家确实在评级别。而且不光是评一级二级,还评三级四级。一级二级相当于正高和副高职称,三级四级相当于中级和初级职称。

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Q4 & A4

问: 艺术不是技术,我觉得作家评级十分地可笑,你不觉得可笑吗?

答:我比你还感到可笑。实际上有些年轻的作家压根就没评上什么级,但他们的作品大受读者的欢迎;相反,一些评上一级作家的作家,很长时间什么也写不出来。但不评级就没有开工资的标准,所以我也就厚着脸皮参评,而且还恬不知耻并兴高采烈的评了个一级。

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Q5 & A5

问: 尽管你说的很幽默,但我认为你被评上一级,应该觉得惭愧。

答: 相比文坛上那么多评上一级的作家,我不但不觉得惭愧,而且还很气愤,说实话,我巴不得能评上特!但遗憾的是没有特级。

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