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The Top Ten Stupid Criminals of 2007

2007年度十大傻罪犯

A policeman’s job is never easy, but dumb criminals make it somewhat easier. This list was whittled down from a much longer list of stories of the stupid things lawbreakers did this past year. These are in chronological order instead of rank. The dates are from the news stories; in some cases the crime itself happened earlier. Most of the links have accompanying video.

当一名警察向来不容易,但如果遇到笨蛋罪犯事情就好办了。去年很多蠢货干了蠢事,下面只是列举了其中一些。不是按犯罪级别而是按时间先后排序,日期是新闻报道的时间,一些案件案发的时间比报道的要早些,大多附录像带。

1. Lottery Thief Sets Himself on Fire
ROME, GA June 2
A convenience-store thief got away, but the video from the security camera told a strange, strange tale. A man broke into the store overnight, and tried to cover his tracks by burning the place down. He threw charcoal lighter fluid around, but by the time he ignited it, the fumes had permeated the store, and he set himself on fire. While in flames, he grabbed a roll of lottery tickets and fled. At the time of the story, police were looking for a man with facial, neck, and possibly wrist burns.

1彩票窃贼引火自焚

6月2日罗马
事发一家便利店,窃贼已逃,但防盗录像让人倍感惊愕——名男子夜闯商店后,想纵火灭迹。他四处泼了液炭,而他点火时,店里烟雾弥漫,他也着火了。火烧火燎中,他抓了了一卷彩票逃之夭夭。事发后,警方通辑一名脸部,脖子,手腕可能也有烧伤痕迹的男子。

2. Ten Hours Stuck in Restaurant Vent
COUNTY, FL June 8
An employee of the Lucky Buffet noticed a strange sight on arriving at the restaurant. There were legs hanging out of a vent over the grill! 45-year-old Billy Jordan had tried to enter the restaurant the night before by climbing through the ductwork, but became stuck and stayed there for ten hours. Hillsborough County Fire Rescue workers used a rope to pull Jordan back out through the roof, after which he was arrested for burglary.

2身陷饭店通风口 长达十小时

6月8日 弗罗里达

幸运自助餐的一名员工注意到这家饭店发生怪事了。烤架上的通气孔有两条腿悬挂着!45岁的比利约但试图爬进通气管潜入饭店,但他卡在里面长达十小时。Hillsborough县的消防人员用一条绳子把他从屋顶拉出来,而后以非法入室的罪名拘捕他。

3. Immovable ATM
MILWAUKEE, WI July 27
Three men backed a stolen vehicle through the glass front of a gas station. Their intent was to steal an ATM. But they didn’t realize that ATMs are bolted to the floor. After some thought, they tied a rope around the machine and attched it to the vehicle, but still could not dislodge it. They left empty-handed. The ATM was still in working order the next day.

3自助取款机移不动

7月27日威斯康辛密尔瓦基
一家加油站现场,三个男子企图倒退一辆车子出加油站的玻璃门,他们本来想偷自助取款机,可没料到自助取款机被栓在地板上。他们想了想,给机子绑一条粗绳,把绳子系在车子,取款机依然不动。他们两手空空的离开了,次日,取款机照常上班。

4. The Famous Duct Tape Bandit
ASHLAND, KY August 13
Police say Kasey Kazee entered Shamrock Liquors and attempted to rob the store. Employees were astonished that he had disguised his face by wrapping it in duct tape! The store manager chased him out with a baseball bat and an employee held him in the parking lot until police arrived. Police removed the duct tape after taking pictures, and arrested Kazee, who denied any memory of the incident.


4著名的"胶带"大盗

8月13日 肯他基
警察说Kasey Kazee入侵天兰酒屋企图抢劫,员工们很惊讶,他用管道胶带裹脸!店经理拿起一根棒球棍追赶,一名员工在停车场把他截留,警察来了,先对他拍照然后卸下胶带拘捕了他,他却矢口否认记得这件事。

5. The Sign of the Crime
ADLINGTON, ENGLAND September 6
Peter Addison and his friend Mark Ridgeway vandalized the Toc H centre, a children’s campsite building. They smashed crockery, set off fire extinguishers, and drew grafitti on the walls. Part of the grafitti said “Peter Addison was here.” Police found Addison through a computer database. Both teenagers pled guilty and were ordered to pay for the damage.

Inspector Gareth Woods, of Cheshire Police, said: “This crime is up there with the dumbest of all in the criminal league table.

“There are some pretty stupid criminals around, but to leave your own name at the scene of the crime takes the biscuit.”

5犯罪签名

9月6日 英格兰

爱第生彼得和他的朋友马克瑞吉伟毁坏了一个儿童营。他们打碎陶器,开启灭火器,还在墙上乱涂乱画。其中还留下“彼得爱第生到此一游”的字样,警察通过电脑数据库找到爱第生,两个少年供认不诲,被责令赔偿损失。


检察员Gareth Woods说这是团伙犯罪中最傻的
“是有一些傻瓜罪犯,可在现场留下尊姓大名的是傻到家了”

6. He Didn’t See the Cop
LITTLE ROCK, AR September 7
21-year-old Langston Robins walked right past a uniformed police officer at the Metropolitan Bank and handed a robbery note to the teller. The unarmed would-be robber was arrested after a foot pursuit. Little Rock police spokesman Lt. Terry Hastings said:

“I just don’t know why he didn’t see a uniformed police officer standing basically right in front of him,” Hastings tells the Associated Press. “My guess is he’s just not the brightest of people.”

6我没看见警察

9月7日 阿肯色

在首都大银行,21岁的罗宾朗士顿从一名穿制服的警官身边经过,把一张抢劫字条递给出纳。警官跨一步就把这个徒手的抢劫未遂者逮捕了。警察发言人哈丝汀说:“我不明白的是穿制服的警察几乎就在他面前他为什么看不见,”哈丝汀对美联社说:“我猜想他是个脑袋不太灵光的人。”

7. He Stole a Car to Turn Himself In
GENEVA, NY September 13
29-year-old Vincent Estrada Junior was pulled over because the car he was driving had been stolen from a parking lot. Estrada explained that he had stolen the car in order to drive to the Geneva City Police Department and turn himself in on a family court warrant! He didn’t make his destination, as police took him to the Ontario County Jail instead, where he was held on car theft charges

7偷车是为了赶去自首

9月13日 纽约
29岁的文森特被警察截在路边,因为他的车是从一个停车场偷来的。文森特辩解说他偷车是为了赶去日内瓦警司家事法庭自首!当然他去不成了,而是被警察以偷车罪送进了安达略县监狱。

8. Burglar Falls Asleep Under Victim’s Bed
WHITLEY BAY, England September 17
Usually, the burglar robs the house while the victim is asleep, but in this story, the roles were reversed. 24-year-old Mark Smith sneaked into Heather Stephenson’s home, crept past her while she was ironing, and rifled through her belongings in the bedroom. Then he fell asleep under her bed. Mrs. Stephenson couldn’t wake him, and police officers had to drag him out from under the bed. Smith’s vodka and valium consumption were to blame. He received an 18-month sentence for burglary.

8入室行窃床下酣睡

9月17日英格兰
通常是窃贼入室抢劫而受害者正在睡梦中,但,这次,角色互换。24岁的马克史密斯鬼鬼祟祟的潜入希瑟*史蒂芬森的家中,她在熨衣服时他蹑手蹑脚的走进卧室翻箱倒柜。然后在床下睡着了,史蒂芬森没能叫醒他,警官不得不把他从床底下拖出来。怪他喝了伏特加酒服了安定片,他因入室行窃被判刑入狱十八个月。

9. Cash My Million-Dollar Bill!
PITTSBURGH, PA November 9
A man flew into a rage at the Giant Eagle supermarket when employees refused to cash a million-dollar bill. 66-year-old Samuel Porter slammed an electronic machine on the counter and refused to give his name to authorities. He was then taken to the Allegheny County Jail. The largest bill currently in circulation is the $100 dollar bill.

9.请给我百万美元的钞票找零
九月九号匹兹堡
当巨鹰超市的员工拒绝兑换他的一张百万美元钞票时,一个男人勃然大怒。66岁的塞缪尔猛击柜台上自动售货机,同时拒绝向当局报出姓名。后来他被送进了Alegheny郡监狱,市面流通的钞票最大面额也不过一百美元。



10. Carjacking at a Crime Scene
RALEIGH, NC December 11
There had been a stabbing, and police were on the scene talking to a woman who had been a witness to the crime. 38-year-old Anthony William jumped into the woman’s car and drove away! He was arrested the next day, easily identified by the cops who saw him steal the car.

10 案发现场偷车

12月11日  北卡罗来纳洛利

发生了一起持刀伤人案,警察在现场向一名女子问话,这名女子是目击者。38岁的安东尼威廉姆跳进了这位妇女的车,把车开走!第二天,亲眼目睹他偷车的警察轻而易举就认出他并把他抓获了

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