Author: amethystaces

Dare you work in the funeral parlor? [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2009-4-9 15:16:42 |Display all floors
Originally posted by huang262 at 2009-4-9 15:09
You have to wash the bodies, make them presentable, etc. Dead bodies can do all sorts of funny things (like bleed, make noise, pass gas, blow up, move, etc) and you must make sure they don't during ...

more terribly the body bounces up suddenly
aao
and seize your arm with its cold hand, make face to you
ouou

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Post time 2009-4-9 15:17:20 |Display all floors
Originally posted by mariame at 2009-4-9 15:13

Where is your avatar? Stolen by a ghost?



hush~~

not by ghost but by a mysterious angel~~

Heavens bless you & me!

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Post time 2009-4-9 15:18:56 |Display all floors
Originally posted by amethystaces at 2009-4-9 15:16

more terribly the body bounces up suddenly
aao
and seize your arm with its cold hand, make face to you
ouou



are you watching a terrible moive?
Heavens bless you & me!

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Post time 2009-4-9 15:24:51 |Display all floors
My classmate used to be a really famous wrestler back in the day, he is really tall and fit, and not many people would like to cross hands with him! He used to drive a funeral car, until one dead lady woke up! It was a rare case of necrophany, and apparently she woke up while everybody thought she was dead. My friend stopped the car and he nearly had a heart attack!

Apart from that its a very safe job, the dead people are harmless (if they weren't i am sure the army would of used them as comandos), and it's really good money!
响屁不臭,臭屁不响,连环屁又臭又响

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Post time 2009-4-9 15:31:38 |Display all floors

Reply #11 gangsta's post

woke up ?
god help me
if i were he, fall in a faint at once
and i will also never shake hands with one who drives funeral car

[ Last edited by amethystaces at 2009-4-9 03:33 PM ]

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Post time 2009-4-9 15:35:27 |Display all floors
Originally posted by mariame at 2009-4-9 15:03

It is stable and less stressful job compared with the job in the companies. And it is an industry that doesn't lack in clients. In the gloomy economy, every opportunity deserves a try, right?:)

well
it seems it is a wise choice to work in funeral parlor under such economic crisis right?
do you want to have a try?

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Post time 2009-4-9 15:39:01 |Display all floors
Originally posted by hardluck2008 at 2009-4-9 15:16



pls don't make fun with such passed people~~


now i must change my former impression to you, a remark full of mercifulness and respect
just like me, have a respectful and deep affection to the passed people

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