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Post time 2008-12-2 18:31:00 |Display all floors
A mom dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup"

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb into a tree and act like a nut...

Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book? They all have phones..

Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing.

A termite walks into a barroom and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Roamin' Catholic.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, you stupid, apples don't talk.

What is the famous last words in surgery? Ouch!!

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What's long, yellow, and has been out in the sun too long? A bananna peel.


I find this joke from Internet..cuz it is really cold....so enjoy it....
Can someone share the cold joke....
What our intent is heat this BBs...

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Post time 2008-12-2 21:32:01 |Display all floors
jokes, jokes, all we need.
honestly, i donnot quite follow you

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Post time 2008-12-3 13:31:20 |Display all floors
Originally posted by lhlh0628 at 2008-12-2 21:32
jokes, jokes, all we need.
honestly, i donnot quite follow you

It's ok~

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Post time 2008-12-31 20:33:35 |Display all floors
It is not funny, I think.

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Post time 2008-12-31 23:56:03 |Display all floors
Some really make me laugh while some I can't comprehen..
Would you please explain them?
After all, I like it!

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Post time 2009-1-1 16:11:28 |Display all floors
very funny

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Post time 2009-1-1 19:13:20 |Display all floors

funny

I like them.haha

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