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1）Money
　　You need money to call someone Honey.
　　My money got me a wife honey.
　　Money; Cant live with it, cant live without it.
　　Money is a good servant but a bad master.
　　Money makes the mare go.
　　Money burn one's pocket.
　　Money doesn't grow on trees.
　　Your money or your life!

　　In conclusion,
　　marry money,you can make the money fly
　　
　　Fly your money, please
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龙虾
2)Lobster
　　原来龙虾还有这么多含义
　　
　　1.Clawed lobsters compose a family of large marine crustaceans.
　　
　　Here's everything from Red Lobster restaurant menus to locations and prepaid gift cards and recipes - all online and easy to find.
　　
　　2.Your true love that you will always say...
　　You are my lobster
　　He is my lobster
　　She is my lobster
　　
　　3.A slang term for the Australian $20 note due to it's orangey/red colour.
　　I was at the casino and chucked a lobster down on black and it came up good!
　　
　　4.A prank to play on an unsuspecting female friend. You approach her silently from behind, and with both hands reach around and tweak her nipples, and yell "Lobster!" She will probably freak out and scream -- this is the desired effect.
　　I gave her the lobster as payback for the scorpion she gave me earlier.
　　
　　5.A derogotory term used by American colonists reffering to British soldiers during the American revolution because of their bright red uniforms.
　　I shot me a couple of the king's lobsters.
　　
　　To watch the bigest funny lobster of the world
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金发女郎
3)Blond n Blonde(金发美女)         
　　
　　Blond is not the incorrect way of spelling blonde. A blond is a man with blond hair. Blonde is a woman with blond hair. Same as a brunet is a man brunet and a brunette is a woman brunet.
　　
　　A common trend in modern times is for people to dye their hair blond using a certain hair coloring agent. This trend is due to the depictions of blondes as symbols of beauty and attraction in the art and media outlets.
　　
　　Oh, look over there. A blonde!
　　Yes, her hair is a rich golden color.
　　
　　ur blonde, ur sexy, u have big boobs i bet, can i c them
　　
　　Give me a chance...
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4)Terrorist(恐怖分子)
　　 A person engaging in planning and execution of heinous acts intended to kill innocent people and scare everyone else.
　　
　　"The terrorist attempted to hijack the plane, but the other passengers pinned him down and stomped him until his heart stopped."
　　
　　Terrorist Alert
　　Recently we have received credible intelligence that
　　there have been seven terrorists working in your office.
　　
　　Fortunately, six of the seven have been apprehended.
　　Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Behind-Kissin have all been taken into custody.
　　
　　At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Workin, has been found at your office.
　　
　　We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.
　　
　　You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time.
　　
　　The funniest terrorist of the world...
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和美女约会
5)Go on a date(约会)
　　Go on a date can be scary. They can also be fun. The scary / fun part depends on your idea of a good time and your date’s idea of normal.
　　
　　Most of us go on a date pretty confident, we’re not about to meet our soul mate, but always hope there’s enough of a connection to make putting on make-up and those tight jeans worth it.
　　
　　The only thing is, if you’re not big into internet profiles and don’t have a lot of friends trying to go all Yenta on you, blind dates don’t actually happen that often.
　　
　　Here is a man wanna go on a date with a blonde...
　　What happened then?
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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. " I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.

"There's no money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?".
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