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Originally posted by mira_mio at 2008-1-5 00:16
...yes and also babies have big heads
That reminds me of a story told to me by a friend in Italy.
A guy walks into a clothing store with his son and says to the clerk: "I want to buy some clothes for my son..." at which point he starts to slap his child back and forth across the head and continues to say "...witha the bigga friggin' head."
The sales clerk was taken aback by this but continues with true continental aplomb and says: "And what would signor like for his lovely son?"
The man replied "I want a nice suit for my son...witha the bigga friggin' head" with the above-mentioned back and forth slaps across the child's head.
By now, the child was beginning to look dazed, eyes watering and with sort of a lost, far off look in his eyes.
The clerk, not knowing what to expect next says: "What color would signor like for his lovely son's suit?"
The man replied "I want a blue suit for my son "witha the bigga friggin' head" accompanied - as the story so far suggests - with the repeated slaps back and forth across the little lads head.
By now, the clerk is in quite a quandry! Not wishing to lose the sale, but concerned at the obvious violence displayed by the man toward his son, asked the man: "Signor, please excuse me, but I have to ask, why do you keep beating on your lovely child in such a fashion? It is obvious by the blood now flowing from his nose, eyes and ears that you are causing him considerable pain and damage?"
To this question, the man - with a sad look in his eyes - says to the clerk: "You don't understand. Years ago I met and fell in love and married the most beautiful woman in Italy! Hair that sparkled with gold in the sunlight! Shoulders as pliant and yet strong as willow. Breasts as supple, firm and well-formed as a goddess. And private parts as firm and tight as a child's.
And then she gave birth to my son, my lovely son, WITH HIS BIGGA FRIGGIN HEAD!"