You know how most places sell you steamed buns in cardboard boxes? You know, you heat the buns and throw away the box? In Beijing the street vendors have taken care of recycling the box for you by including it in your meal. That's right! Eat the box. Or any old cardboard that is just laying around. Increases the fiber in your diet. Yum!
Just when you thought it was safe to be spiritual, you find out -Nope! Ain't nobody up in heaven except Jesus, and everybody else is going to H E double hockey sticks. The US Senate foolishly tried to allow an American citizen and Hindu clergyman say the invocation, and he was shouted down by several protestors in the gallery who had organized for the sole purpose of disrupting the prayer. I hope Saint Peter whacks them on the head when they show up at the Pearly Gates.
Okay ... Are we up to 6 or 7 sex scandals in the current administration now? The DC Madam's private list of customers was released this week, and so far only Republicans are showing up. Apparently they do not follow their abstinance only policy they try to shove on everyone else. Nope. And rather then doing it the old fashioned way by enticing a woman with your good looks, charming demeanor, and a few drinks before trying to jump her bones, these Republicans got lazy and just threw a few bucks down to play hide the sausage with someone they weren't married to. How clever. And they charged in on their Visa card so that there is absolutely no record of the transaction. Ingenious. And they run our country. fills me with goosebumps thinking about their competence.
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