Author: pandamonium

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Post time 2007-6-20 10:48:48 |Display all floors

Another kind of girl

There is also the completely self-absorbed girl too.

She cannot see me even without technology.

I often walk past two girls and the one is talking in her friend's ear

her friend looks at me and smiles

but the talking girl does not look at me, she is busy talking yap-yap in her friend's ear

but her friend says nothing, just looks at me

then her friend will say something about there being a foreign panda there

and the yap-yap girl will say "Huh" and turn around, but always she looks the wrong way (as I have passed her by that time) - so she does not see me, and says "What foreigner"

and then carries on yap-yap!

So busy talking about her business that she can't see anything!

Of course the yap-yap girl is always the pretty one!

"We know it's weakness, but the weakness is so strong!"

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Post time 2007-6-21 13:18:39 |Display all floors

Why don't girls ever

turn round??

Turn around sometimes

remember half the universe is behind you :)
"We know it's weakness, but the weakness is so strong!"

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Post time 2007-6-22 10:57:15 |Display all floors

I hate newspaper or books

Originally posted by pandamonium at 2007-6-19 01:53
Often I am walking along and I see the most lovely, pretty girl coming the other way

I want to attract her attention so I can see her smile, maybe she will talk to me, etc

but she is too busy ...



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Forgive my English

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Post time 2007-6-22 12:24:09 |Display all floors

Thanks

that photo reminds me of why I work in China

"We know it's weakness, but the weakness is so strong!"

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Post time 2007-6-22 19:54:08 |Display all floors

Try the Personals

Hi Panda,

It is hard to meet someone off the street. Why don't you try posting a personal? Women are looking for a husband and using the personal's is a pretty safe and respectable way to meet women of a like mind. Good luck to you!

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Post time 2007-6-26 12:20:48 |Display all floors

Internet!

That's more technology

No, there is only one way to meet a girl to love

that is you see her

she smiles

and

you feel like you are flying

then you try to work out how to speak her language
find out about her
get rid of her boyfriend

etc etc
"We know it's weakness, but the weakness is so strong!"

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Post time 2007-6-26 15:46:52 |Display all floors
Originally posted by pandamonium at 2007-6-26 12:20
That's more technology

No, there is only one way to meet a girl to love

that is you see her

she smiles

and

you feel like you are flying

then you try to work out how to speak her l ...



Hi Panda,

How to make your lovely girl turn around?-----Why not dress yourself up with nothing except a big leaf around your waist, just like a primitive man. I bet , ppl passing you will all turn around:)----and your lovely panda girl will look up her head from her cell phone at you, slavering at your muscle:):)---no offence, just kidding.

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