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Definition of Kiss ! [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2007-2-27 22:13:22 |Display all floors
C'mon, back on topic! Doatan, you asked for the Calculus Prof's kiss definition, don't you like mine? I was so proud of it! Please compliment me on it!

You know there's a phrase "slip of the tongue" like when you say something you didn't mean to say. So "slope of the tongue" is a pun as well as true for calculus, right? Yeah baby, I'm good!



I should be a joke writer.
:D
*high five*
(c'mon daotan give me a high-five, I rule today, so do you!)
I am not rich.  :L

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Post time 2007-2-28 00:54:20 |Display all floors
i like yours freakyqi, clever!  ^ 5 =D
i was thinking something like "kissing is the derivative of two mutual people" or something along the line of derivative or integral lol.
In college alone and I am loving it. ^^

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Post time 2007-2-28 01:49:56 |Display all floors

you're good too, see I knew it!

Well, to be honest I withdrew from calculus and changed majors from chemistry to art. So I don't actually remember calculus itself, just some words!

Here's a more basic math one:
Kissing with your eyes open is the sum of two squares.

(squares as in 'square root' and also meaning 'dorky people')
I am not rich.  :L

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Post time 2007-2-28 07:42:23 |Display all floors
haha!
awww, you dropped science to art =(
ooo off topic: since you lived in usa before and now living in china... what do you think i should ask my mommy to bring me when she comes back? ^^
In college alone and I am loving it. ^^

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Post time 2007-2-28 11:08:53 |Display all floors
Maybe a girl could cook well is needed for you,

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Post time 2007-2-28 11:18:50 |Display all floors
haha----
what about the Prof. of Chinese
Success only favors those who persist and don't give up.

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Post time 2007-2-28 11:48:04 |Display all floors
Originally posted by daotan at 2007-2-27 08:31
nah, i dont have a griller. but thats ok because i got a yellowbook and a phone! yay for delivery =D



Daotan.. just to let you know... a yellowbook here in China means a porn magazine. So if you are sitting at home with porn and a phone waiting for delivery... please... keep those things to yourself

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