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Post time 2007-3-1 10:16:26 |Display all floors
Question: Why is the world in such a mess?
Answer: WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant)

More WASP jokes;

Q: Why did God create WASPs?
A: Someone has to buy retail!

Q: What do WASPs think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is?
A: A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers.

Q: How can you tell if a WASP is sexually excited?
A: The stiff upper lip.

Q: What's an American WASP's idea of open-mindedness?
A: Dating a Canadian.

Q: What does a little WASP girl want to be when she grows up?
A: "The very best person I possibly can."

Q: What's a WASP's idea of social security?
A: An ancestor on the Mayflower.

Q: Why did the WASP cross the street?
A: To get to the middle of the road.

Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?
A: A dinner party.

Q: What do WASPs think of the Mideast situation?
A: Well, Newport is all right, but EVERYbody goes to the Cape.

Q: How does a WASP propose marriage?
A: "How would you like to be buried with my people?"

Q: What's a WASP's idea of affirmative action?
A: Hiring South American jockeys.

Q: What do WASPs say after sex?
A: "Thank you very much. I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

Q: What's a WASP's definition of conspicuous consumption?
A: A Sunfish with a spinnaker.

Q. What do you call a WASP with a four-inch prick?
A. Well hung.

Q. How can you tell when a WASP is dead?
A. He lets go of his wallet.

Q. What do you call a WASP virgin?
A. You can't. Her number's unlisted.

Q. What's a WASP's favourite song?
A. "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas."

Q. What does a professional WASP call her boss?
A. Daddy

Q: How many WASPS does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. Two to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

Q: What is a WASP menage a trois?
A: Two headaches and one hard-on.

Q: Why do WASPs play golf?
A: So they can dress like pimps.

Q. What is the definition of a WASP?
A. Someone who gets out of the shower to take a leak

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Post time 2007-3-2 19:59:35 |Display all floors
If you truely want to know why the world is such a mess, just read the replys in this thread?

History is about struggle and progress. There will always be wars for conquest, profit, religious beleif and resources. Each great nation and empire throughout history (including China) has had its turn as the greatest power in the world.

It is fashionable in todays world to blame the USA for every problem that exist, citing every flaw they can dig up to point the finger and say "Its Americas Fault". Truth is the crisis in the middle east has been going on for thousands of years, and yes its all about resorces (OIL). Russia is recovering from a failed economy, and china is entering the industrial age. But pay close attention here " Everyone wants to be the big dog " so the world will continue to be a mess.

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Post time 2007-3-7 22:30:51 |Display all floors
It is a s h it s h it world.

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Post time 2007-3-8 07:58:45 |Display all floors
That is because we're all only human.  As human, we possess the hunter spirit, the wild nature of an animal, which some others call it "sin" .  

Religions, Confucius teaching, and the goal of a harmonious society will all help us to become a better human!

Don’t get discouraged because it’s messy.  When it’s messy, it’s challenging!   With hunter sprit in our blood, we won’t be satisfied with our life if there is no challenge.  


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Post time 2007-3-8 11:59:16 |Display all floors
That is because we're all only human.  As human, we possess the hunter spirit, the wild nature of an animal, which some others call it "sin" .  

Religions, Confucius teaching, and the goal of a harmonious society will all help us to become a better human!

Don’t get discouraged because it’s messy.  When it’s messy, it’s challenging!   With hunter sprit in our blood, we won’t be satisfied with our life if there is no challenge.  


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Post time 2007-3-9 19:12:14 |Display all floors
the world is as it is because of fear, greed, and ignorance.

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Post time 2007-3-9 21:30:16 |Display all floors
contradiction between different countries will still exist as long as the world exist.absolute peace is not in the realistic world. but people need to have beautiful ideals such as the realization of equality and justice.
these splendid schemes bring us out of the draff  of reality and give us spaces for imagination.these dreams are the motivation of our rational existence.
we need to constrct the ideal country in our mind and try our best to implement these actions,this is the   process for sedimentation   of human civilization.

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