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The Art of Kissing [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2007-2-8 17:07:35 |Display all floors
yep, with valentines day looming near its a good idea to freshen up on your kissing techniques...

in fact, here are some different types of kisses for you to try out

All Over Kiss – It begins with a gentle kiss on your partner’s forehead, moving down slowly to the eyelids, gently forcing them to shut; feeling that warm passionate breath of yours, slowly moving again down to the nose, to tenderly delivering your best kiss right onto the lips; exploring on, with your own imagination creating that anticipation of excitement for your partner.

Angel Kiss – A kiss with a touch of gentleness, kissing gently on your partner’s lips or eyelids, providing a very sweet, comforting, assuring feeling.

French Kiss – The most popular type of kiss. An open mouth kiss having your tongue in and out of your partner’s mouth, touching their tongue as they do the same.

Surprise Kiss - While French kissing, feeling your partner’s tongue inside of your mouth, gently suck their tongue, catching them unaware, giving them a little surprise. This will certainly bring about a further feeling of thrill and excitement.

Wake Up Kiss – Certainly the most pleasing and refreshing way to be waken up. No specific techniques but of course, before your partner awakes. Just do it gently kissing softly on the cheek or forehead, getting your partner’s attention; moving slowly over to their lips, wishing them a special “Good Morning”.

Massaging Kisses – With your partner’s shirt removed, have them lie down on their stomach. Sitting comfortably over their lower back, start with a little nice massage from the shoulder. This will definitely help to relieve the tension from a day of hard work. While they are relaxing, enjoying the massage, start kissing them from the neck, softly licking your way down to the back. This will create an excitement, revitalizing them for a fun and romantic evening.

Sweety Kiss – A fun cheeky way of sharing your fruits, ideal during your usual evening fruits time on the couch in front of the TV. With your partner close beside you, take a small piece of fruit, place it between your lips and make your way to the lips of your partner, offering him or her a share of it. You nibble one half of it while he or she nibble the other half, allowing the sweetness of the fruit to run into your mouths, finally finishing it with a wonderful romantic kiss.

Tempting Kiss – Passionately, look into the eyes of your partner, seducing him or her, moving in close slowly with your lips half open ready to deliver your kiss. The moment you touches your partner’s lips, close your lips slowly, then slowly open them again. Move away when your partner closes in, but move forward again before he or she got the chance to look at you, giving your partner a real good kiss. When they are indulged and so lost into your kiss, move away again, looking as passionately into their eyes. Now you got them! Once you started the flame, there is no way that it is going to be put out just that easy. Your partner will definitely want more!

Mimic Kiss – A fun cheeky way of amusing your partner. Return your partner’s kiss with a duplicate of what he or she just delivered with their kisses, making it so obvious that he or she would realize. It would appear like making fun of your partner but more often than not, it will end up with more exchanging of kisses between the both.

Whispering Kiss – While engaging in a kiss, move your lips slowly over to the side of the neck, gently kissing your way up to the ear, blowing that hot passionate breath of yours into the ear, softly nibbling on it, to whispering a little words of “I Love You”, delivering this special three words right straight into your partner’s heart.

THEN HERE ARE SOME FUNNY BUT "NOT SO GOOD KISSES"

The Roto Rooter: Their tongue ventures so far down your throat that it actually begins to choke you.

The Rooster: They begin to kiss you, then suddenly pull way . . .lean forward, then draw back!

The Swordfish: They operate their tongue much like a swordfish uses it's snout, in a blunt and violent manner.

The Grouper: As they kiss you, their lips (which could require their own zip code) completely engulf yours.

The Deep Sea Diver: They rarely come up for air.

The Lizard: Their tongue darts in and out of your mouth like a reptile probing for its next victim.

Frozen in Time: They never change the position, posture or angle of their head. It is as if they have mastered kissing cryogenics.

The Squid: They seem to excrete an awful flavor. All you can think of is how to slip them a breath mint.

The Wrecking Ball: They kiss like a battering ram. Whoa, look out, here they come again!

Nick-o-Teen: Kissing them is like licking the contents of a dirty ash tray. When you're done, you feel like taking a shower.
"It ain't no thang but a chicken wing."

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Post time 2007-2-8 22:52:45 |Display all floors
haha. funny ! i like the descriptions
i just want to smile. huh :)

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Post time 2007-2-9 17:06:35 |Display all floors
I learned a lot from it.......
thank u,,,,,
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Post time 2007-2-10 14:07:44 |Display all floors

I love this post~~

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Post time 2007-2-11 05:48:26 |Display all floors
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous".

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Post time 2007-2-11 08:41:52 |Display all floors
so we must abide by the natural principle...

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Post time 2007-2-13 00:38:26 |Display all floors
Originally posted by alexangel at 2007-2-11 08:41
so we must abide by the natural principle...



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