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The left cubicle (always in use, why such mysteries in life?) [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2007-1-16 14:45:00 |Display all floors
Although the building seems empty,

the Left Cubicle is always occupied and locked

Who knows why or what goes on there ?

This thread is for the discussion of the odd things in life.
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Post time 2007-1-16 15:03:27 |Display all floors

OK

Mystery like this

Why in the supermarket do the staff always crowd into the section you want to go in, and block both ends off with a pile of boxes?

Why does it take women so long to choose a bottle of shampoo?

Why when you buy a pair of scissors from a big store, do they seal it in a plastic shell so you need another pair of scissors to open the packaging?

How does a pretty girl know you want her 24 hours before you know it yourself?

Why do squirrels come in two colours?

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Post time 2007-1-16 15:17:32 |Display all floors

Yes I saw that add today on CBBS

We naturally look to the left first for reading?
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Post time 2007-1-16 15:24:42 |Display all floors

Thanks fluffy

So we know the occupant of the left most toilet is not an Arab!

Good we are getting somewhere now.

Small Notice: Would all visitors to this thread remember to flush, feed the fish and make sure there is nothing left in it (or the whole thread gets deleted).

Thank you.

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Post time 2007-1-16 16:16:35 |Display all floors
Originally posted by pandamonium at 2007-1-16 15:03
Why in the supermarket do the staff always crowd into the section you want to go in, and block both ends off with a pile of boxes?


Ans: They saw you coming and figured they needed to be in that section in case you tried to steal something and run out. By having several staff members in that section they seek to have you rethink your planned thievery and blocking off the ends is so that if you disregard the presence of so many loyal-to-the-management staff and still try and grab-and-run your escape will be hampered, giving the assembled staff and the police time to catch you.

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Post time 2007-1-16 16:19:06 |Display all floors
Originally posted by pandamonium at 2007-1-16 15:03
How does a pretty girl know you want her 24 hours before you know it yourself?


Ans: Because men are not a mystery to women.












That, and the doe-like longing in most men's eyes when they see a pretty girl. The delay in men realizing it is due the time it takes for that journey from the eyes...to our real brain.



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Post time 2007-1-16 16:21:10 |Display all floors
Originally posted by pandamonium at 2007-1-16 15:03
Why does it take women so long to choose a bottle of shampoo?


Ans: It's not the choosing that is taking up the time, it is the delay needed so the guy ogling her from down the aisle has time to realize that she is there. See Ans: to the above regarding speed, distance, source and final destination.

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