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The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.

The wife says: I am leaving you.
The wife means: I am taking you to the cleaner..............for everything...


It is important that man dreams, but it is perhaps equally important that he can laugh at his own dreams...............5555

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Post time 2006-11-3 10:07:45 |Display all floors
wife says too much..she shall shut up..and listen
I don't know if I like you or love you, want you or need you, all I know is I love the feeling I get when I'm near you.

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Post time 2006-11-3 10:10:48 |Display all floors
No matter how much you say, the final decision will rest on your hubby...!

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Post time 2006-11-3 10:12:37 |Display all floors
i dont believe tht...

i dont think husbands have the final say..
I don't know if I like you or love you, want you or need you, all I know is I love the feeling I get when I'm near you.

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Post time 2006-11-3 10:17:24 |Display all floors
well.. for you and for many people it should be 2 sided ways FAIR WAY.
but sadly this world is NOT fair.  Japan for example is a male country when men have the final say..
while women in Holland for example are often ABOVE the men and have the final say~~~..
In Shanghai its both. although many shanghai ladies want to STEP ABOVE their guy ~~ which is we guys really won't like...
anyway it all depends on culture and family traditions/background..

[ Last edited by auchengyu at 2006-11-3 10:19 AM ]

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Post time 2006-11-3 10:40:20 |Display all floors
I think in the US it can go either way, depending on those two individuals and how they get along. There are some families where the husband is very assertive and the wife just does what he says to keep peace. There are some families where the wife is very controlling and the husband just makes the money and shuts up & lets her do what she wants.

And luckily, there are some where they actually discuss things honestly and work together to find solutions - I hope!
I am not rich.  :L

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