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Post time 2006-8-20 07:22:49 |Display all floors
I have a surefire tip for all you Chinese guys out there that would like to get themselves an Australian girl friend, step 1 go to your sock drawer and get yourself a single sock ( not too thick or too long ) fold it up so it is nice and thick, step 2 and it is not what your thinking instead of sticking it down the fron of your jocks you take out your wallet and place inside, it is not the size of the package in the front of your jeans that an Australian girl is interested in but the size of the bulge in your back pocket.
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There are no Ugly women , only those with low self esteem .

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Post time 2006-8-21 19:17:47 |Display all floors

sounds like someones a tad resentful

never had a problem like that myself
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Post time 2006-8-21 19:54:55 |Display all floors
ever heard a creditcard and 500 euro bills?
"Life is as Beautiful as you Make it yourself"

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Post time 2006-8-21 23:28:35 |Display all floors

Yeah right mate

The standard Aussie chick doesnt want your money!!!  sounds like you got yourself a bad egg

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Post time 2006-8-21 23:31:11 |Display all floors
a rotten egg! roflz

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Post time 2006-8-22 00:56:54 |Display all floors
egg? i don't like egg.....it's stink!...........and i don't want an ozzie gf...coz im not homo.

but, for gals........well, haven't u guys heard american gals even check bank account balance;)

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Post time 2006-8-22 02:20:57 |Display all floors
Don't know where you heard that, pizzafille, but neither I nor any of my friends have ever done that.

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