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Post time 2006-8-11 12:26:37 |Display all floors
Once in a while it's good to be reminded of how things really work....

Well,it's not a midlife crisis, but here's how things worked out for me.

Married 39 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 37 years Ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 19 Year old brunette.  Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm Sleeping With a 58 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."  

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make Sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, Sleeping on a sofa bed....
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Post time 2006-8-11 13:23:53 |Display all floors

Solution

That is why we should be allowed more wives

P.
"We know it's weakness, but the weakness is so strong!"

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Post time 2006-8-12 11:06:48 |Display all floors
do you have any idea about what the wife has in mind ?
she  wants  you to relive  the hard times , and find her had never left  you when you  were  a common person
or  maybe  a  poor one  .However,  you want  to  leave  her   when she is   old and never hot  .
You hurt  her badly.

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Post time 2006-8-12 11:55:04 |Display all floors
a little funny

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Post time 2006-8-12 12:08:21 |Display all floors

everything is just everything

in my opinion you just you ,you can do whatever you want. in this way you happy,and others.

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Post time 2006-8-12 22:46:16 |Display all floors
My apologies!

First, I forgot to credit the author.
Second, I forgot to mention it is just a joke!

This is a joke I got from PalmJokes.com. Though I am on my way to the 39 years' marriage, I still have a long long way to go.
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Post time 2006-8-15 11:00:04 |Display all floors
i think it's just a joke but we certainly can learn something from it.

men's success partly  owes to the sacrifice made by their partners.

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