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Post time 2006-4-13 13:50:29 |Display all floors

Top 10 Most Romantic Mistakes

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   10. I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.

   9. He had such a worm heart.

   8. We were two sheeps passing in the night.

   7. We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet.

   6. My dentist makes me blush twice a day.

   5. I don't know if he will propose, but I am expecting.

   4. I have something exciting to tell you.
My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!

   3. The groom was wearing a very nice croissant.

   2. He lifted the veal off her face and gave her a big kiss.

   1. I think she is really glad she got marinated

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Post time 2006-4-13 14:32:55 |Display all floors

woman, man and production

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Post time 2006-4-13 14:58:24 |Display all floors
love is a feel that can't express by language.just feel it by your heart!

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Post time 2006-4-13 17:13:25 |Display all floors

what is love

Yep, what is it ?It is large range ,you know ,we love our parents ,love our friends ,love animals and so on ,but you said ,love between lovers
is really a culture ,cannot be described by one book ,it can make you crazy and lose-temper  ,tender and elegant  ,.....what's more ,upset and confused .ok, must know how to manage it ,it is really important in your life !
then ,don't try to trust anyone male or female ,sweet words is sometime a bane .
Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.
心之所愿,无所不成!

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Post time 2006-4-13 17:21:06 |Display all floors

Reply #1 fly1984's post

love is the noblest emotion, among all the man kind's feelings

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Post time 2006-4-13 18:22:13 |Display all floors

true love

the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another

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Post time 2006-4-13 18:22:56 |Display all floors
Love is romance,but it is not random function.

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