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Post time 2006-3-18 08:18:43 |Display all floors

you lost me on that one

I think if she released the gas then she would have a sweet smile of relief , just my opinion.

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Post time 2006-3-18 12:57:03 |Display all floors

be honesty to customers

If I were you, I would say: I'm sorry Mr xx. This car doesn't have a bag that can collect the bad air I just released. But it's good news that this car has no leaking gas bag.

Humour is a good lubrication.

[ Last edited by amyamy at 2006-3-18 12:58 PM ]
Vision without action is illusion---Y.J.

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Post time 2006-3-19 05:16:47 |Display all floors

Reply #23 amyamy's post

You know something i just realized something i have never heard a girl fart , wy is this?

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Post time 2006-3-19 06:21:47 |Display all floors

oh by the way

my uncle is a doctor and he says that it is unhealthy to hold in gas, another words if you have to fart do so its good for your health.

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Post time 2006-3-20 03:35:56 |Display all floors

Frothow, you need to meet my Chinese wife.

She could fill a hot air balloon! She could explode a whole town! If I could harness her gas I could heat our house with it. I could drive my car to work!

When my wife farts, the neighbors look outside to see if a big airplane went by........

When my wife farts, all the animals run for shelter............

When my wife farts, the local skunk holds his nose!!!

When my wife farted in the hot pool they thought it was a volcanic event!!!!

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Post time 2006-3-20 03:37:01 |Display all floors

Funny thing about my wife,

She never farted before we got married...................

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Post time 2006-3-20 06:46:55 |Display all floors

spiritrace

Her farting is disrespectful to you she should do the proper thing and go outside to pass gas either that or change her diet!

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