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Post time 2005-7-20 09:13:39 |Display all floors

You were in it

A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission, he had to take a leak in the meanest way, so he hurried to find the bathroom.

He searched in vain for the bathroom, but he finally found a beautiful foundation in foliage, and nobody was watching, so he decided to take a leak right here.

When he went back to the auditorium, the second act had already begun. He searched in dark until he found his wife. “Did I miss much of the second act?” he asked.

“Miss it?” she said. “You were in it.”

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Post time 2005-7-23 20:12:24 |Display all floors

Spell one word for heaven

Guy goes to the gates of heaven where he meets St. Peter. St. Peter says to him: “God has read your book of life and you are welcome to heaven under one condition.” “What’s that?” the man asks.

St. Peter says: “you must spell the word ‘love’.” So he does and he is let in to heaven. As he gets in, Peter’s beeper goes off. He tells the man to watch the gate until he returns, and remains him that whoever comes to spell the word. Next thing you know, his wife shows up at the gate and he asks her what she is doing there?

She says that on the way home from the funeral, there was an accident and she died. The husband says alright, but you do have to spell one word first before you come in to the heaven.
She asks, “What’s that?”
He says, “Spell Czechoslovakia.”

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