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Post time 2005-7-4 10:01:07 |Display all floors
Why keyboard is better than women?

1.Keyboard never complains how many times you hit it.
2.keyboard is cheaper.
3.keyboard never runs out.
4.you can use keyboard to type what you want.
5.you can smoke while beating keyboard.
6.no matter how ugly you are, you can always get a keyboard.
7.keyboard stains are easier to remove.
8.keyboard doesn't care what mood you’re in.
9.keyboard doesn't shed.
10.keyboard doesn't has a time of the month…it is good all the time.
11.when keyboard gets old, you can throw it away.
12.keyboard doesn't take up your half bed.
13.keyboard doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 am and have a hit.
14.you can have an intelligent conversation with keyboard.
15.keyboard never jealous of who you are talking to.
16.keyboard doesn't get pregnant.
17.keyboard has not parents.
18.keyboard doesn't whine unless something are really wrong.
19.you can share your keyboard with your friends.
20.keyboard does't care if you look at other keyboard.
21.if you say bad things to your keyboard, you don't have to apologize.
22.you can use keyboard as long as you want and it never get sore.
23.you can stop using keyboard as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
24.keyboard doesn't get headache.
25.keyboard doesn't insult you if you are in bad temper.
26.your keyboard never wants a night out with other keyboards.
27.keyboard doesn't care if you're late.
28.you don't  have to take a shower before using keyboard.
29.you can use your keyboard at first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
30.when in mixed company, you can talk about how many times you hit your keyboard.

Why  keyboard is better than  men?

(to be continued)

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Post time 2005-7-8 12:40:53 |Display all floors

戏说英语字母的由来

中国是一个文明古国,比英国要早很多年。当时孔子已是一位举世闻名的学者。于是,一位大英帝国的学者不远万里来到中国学习中国的语言文化,因为当时英国还没有文字,他就找到孔先生请教。孔子说:”很简单,顺其自然。”, 这位学者听了丈二和尚摸不找头脑,问到: “顺其自然? 不明白。” 孔子指指不远处一头驴,说:”你看,他在干啥? 在写字。” 这位学者很是好奇,走过去一看,只见这头驴边走边撒尿,留下一串曲里拐弯的痕迹,这位学者心中大悦,于是连忙到谢,很快回到了大英帝国。不久这种曲里拐弯的的字母和文字就出现了。

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Post time 2005-7-8 14:35:23 |Display all floors

still a keyboard

never will  be a real woman...ha...ha...

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Post time 2005-7-13 18:23:26 |Display all floors

the widower playing golf.

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “wow, that is most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

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Post time 2005-7-13 22:22:59 |Display all floors

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Post time 2005-7-16 19:50:06 |Display all floors

three nude nuns

Three nuns were assigned to paint a room in a church. It was a really hot day and three nuns were getting hot in their black cloths they were so they took off all their clothes and went on painting naked. Later they heard a knock at the door.
“Who is it?”
The man knocked replied: “I’m the blind man.”
So they decided to let him in since he would be able to see them. The nuns let him in the room…. the man looked around the room, then looked them and said:
“Nice tits sisters, where do you want the blinds?”

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Post time 2005-7-19 10:07:31 |Display all floors

Earn money by taking hike

A father came home from a long business trip, finding his son riding a very fancy new 10-speed bike. “Where did you get the money for the bike? It muse have cost &300.” “Easy, dad.” His son replied. “I earned it by hiking.” “Come on.” The father said. “Tell me the truth.” “That is the truth.” His son replied. “Every night you were gone. Mr. Yelnold from grocery store would come over to see mom. He’d give me a &20 bill and tell me to take a hike.”

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