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Post time 2005-6-12 13:26:14 |Display all floors
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随一个华人旅行社去荷兰,参观红灯区是一项计划中的节目。

令人吃惊!荷兰是如此的“开放”——女郎身着三点,在大玻璃橱窗里搔首弄姿,从橱窗可以望见的,就是她身后的“工作间”——装潢不错的大卧室,King Size 柔软华丽的“工作台”。

导游小潘解释说,如果揽到“活”,就将窗帘拉起来......。

我正在吃惊之中,一个揽活的小姐走了过来,笑容可掬地用英语对我说:“来吧,来吧,来玩玩吧!”

我连忙用英语说:“不,谢谢!”

小姐打量了我一下,问:“中国人?”

我说:“是啊!”

她突然异常高兴起来:“来吧来吧!”然后说了一句我没听懂的英语:“You, far piano!”

我愣了,不懂!琢磨着——遥远的钢琴?

“对不起,没听清。”我赶快再问。

“You, far, piano ! ”她一字一顿,清清楚楚又说了一遍。

“......?”还是不懂啊!真TM见鬼了!

这时导游小潘气急败坏地走过来叫我: “你搞什么搞!还不快走!”

“你等等,别急嘛,帮我听听她说什么?她那句英语我怎么不懂啊?钢琴?还遥远的钢琴!”我不想留下疑问而离开,那会让我整个旅游心情大打折扣。

等小潘听完,笑得说不出话来,弯着腰,差点要趴下了!

“她到底说的什么嘛?!”我真想踢他一脚!

“你,哈哈,你不懂啊?哈哈哈,她说:‘有发票呢!’——让你回去报销!”

啊!?**!发票她也懂?怪不得听我是中国人那么高兴呢!这,这也能报销?!

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Post time 2005-6-21 17:16:59 |Display all floors

a hah

弓虽!!!

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Post time 2005-6-25 19:55:20 |Display all floors

ask for answer

could you please explain it in details ?   say  it's original story

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Post time 2005-6-25 20:04:05 |Display all floors

simlar pronounciation great joke

i have got your meaning
the pronounciation of 发票(fa piao)is quite same with the two words
far   piano
foreigners also make use of the way to remmerber chinese characters and culture

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Post time 2005-6-25 22:03:28 |Display all floors

a hahaha

it's seems that chinese is very welcome in EU!!

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Post time 2005-6-27 13:16:18 |Display all floors

You far piano = 有发票呢

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Post time 2005-12-26 15:29:01 |Display all floors

jj

It's a chinese joke !!

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