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Post time 2005-6-7 14:29:10 |Display all floors
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.


Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.


One should love animals. They are so tasty.


「Your future depends on your dreams.」 So go tosleep.


Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.


Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.


Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.


The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.


「Work fascinates me.」 I can look at it for hours!


「Hard work never killed anybody.」 But why take the risk?


Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.


Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.


There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.


Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.


A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.


God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.


When two's company, three's the result!


The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.


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Post time 2005-6-9 14:57:23 |Display all floors

very interesting

I love sentences like these, funny, easy to memorize.
Thanks a lot
Pls continue...

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Post time 2005-6-9 19:02:11 |Display all floors


So funny!
I like it!
Is there any more?
I want to read more!

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Post time 2005-6-12 14:22:31 |Display all floors

Interesting remarks ! I read them from the beginning to the end without a pause

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Post time 2005-6-17 18:35:42 |Display all floors

very interesting

are they the original edition of you?
you 're so humorous .

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Post time 2005-6-19 16:59:14 |Display all floors


Very funny and interesting sentences! I got the relaxation from them. Thanks!

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