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Post time 2005-6-5 08:41:02 |Display all floors

Excellent topic !!! And good posting !

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Post time 2005-6-5 09:11:43 |Display all floors

the logic seems correct,

but probably not everyone is like that, i think

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Post time 2005-6-6 00:23:41 |Display all floors

Haha, funny

Can someone please write more jokes?

Thanks.

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Post time 2005-6-6 18:17:55 |Display all floors

Yes more F jokes on the way

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Post time 2005-6-7 00:56:37 |Display all floors

F joke #102

Urbexer and ilunga, two white trash dwarfs, go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes, F and viviantao, both of which serve exclusively white trash, and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

Urbexer, however, is unable to get an erection thanks to his 10-year celibacy he confessed to the FLR in his candid "self pity" thread. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears ilunga shouting out cries of "Here I come again ...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long.

In the morning, ilunga asks urbexer, "How did it go?" urbexer mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on."

Ilunga shakes his head. "You think that's embarrassing?"

"I couldn't even get on the F...ing bed !"

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Post time 2005-6-7 01:30:30 |Display all floors

way to go stubby

that's so unfunny that i'm PMSL here

cheers, you've made my night

sweet dreams baby.  remember to turn your y-fronts back the right way round.  i know it's good for easy access when you're with your boyfriends but it's gotta be uncomfortable for sleeping.

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Post time 2005-6-7 10:51:42 |Display all floors

Thank you for your confession, ilunga=smogmonster

Now we all know ilunga=smogmonster's email address is

i_long@nal.retentive.com

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