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1, An Absent-minded Instructor|
An instructor,his mind on the next lecture,met his son in the school corridor.
"Good morning,mortry," he said,"how's your father?"
2, King of the Animals
A biology teacher asked her student, "Who is the king of the animals?"
"The head of the zoo!" the students answered together.
A school teacher had drawn on the blackboard a picture of a boy fishing. "See the boy fishing," She admonished the class."Even pleasure requires patience. He must sit quietly and wait. He must be very patient. Now , children, if you were going fishing, what would you most need?"
Back came the answer in a rousing chorus :"BAIT."
4, The Plural Form of "Child"
Teacher : What's the plural form of man, tom?
Teacher:Good.And the plural form of child?
5, Why Is Andre Late?
My teaching career had led me to an isolated post in the North, where winter temperatures are subzero.One such morning a late comer handed me a note from his mother which read,"Sorry,Andre is late.The rooster froze up."
6, Three Reasons
Teacher: Tom,give me three reasons why you know the earth is round.
Tom: My mother says so, my father says so, and you say so!