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1,        An Absent-minded Instructor
   An instructor,his mind on the next lecture,met his son in the school corridor.
"Good morning,mortry," he said,"how's your father?"


2,      King of the Animals
    A biology teacher asked her student, "Who is the king of the animals?"
    "The head of the zoo!" the students answered together.

3,            Bait
     A school teacher had drawn on the blackboard a picture of a boy fishing. "See the boy fishing," She admonished the class."Even pleasure requires patience. He must sit quietly and wait. He must be very patient. Now , children, if you were going fishing, what would you most need?"
     Back came the answer in a rousing chorus :"BAIT."

4,    The Plural Form of   "Child"
    Teacher : What's the plural form of man, tom?
    Tom: Men.
    Teacher:Good.And the plural form of child?
     Tom:Twins.


5,   Why Is Andre Late?
    My teaching career had led me to an isolated post in the North, where winter temperatures are subzero.One such morning a late comer handed me a note from his mother which read,"Sorry,Andre is late.The rooster froze up."


6,     Three Reasons
    Teacher: Tom,give me three reasons why you know the earth is round.
     Tom: My mother says so, my father says so, and you say so!

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