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Post time 2004-9-20 21:39:42 |Display all floors
GIRL               : I have sinned a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did
he do to deserve that?
GIRL                : Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this?
GIRL                : .. Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL                : But, he put his hand in my bra.
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this?
GIRL               : Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL               : But, he took my cloths off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL               : Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL               : But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL               : Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL               : But, he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: The BASTARD.

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Post time 2004-9-20 22:27:25 |Display all floors

the bastard

sob

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Post time 2004-9-20 22:44:31 |Display all floors

the bastard...hahahaha

wrong section?

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Post time 2004-9-21 00:13:33 |Display all floors

I wonder-what is she doing with this shrink?

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Post time 2004-9-21 08:25:12 |Display all floors

lmfao...

nice...

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Post time 2004-9-21 08:56:59 |Display all floors

Funny, haha

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Post time 2005-1-25 03:23:54 |Display all floors

so funny

well , my brother , where you get this funny article?!
hahaha

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