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Anybody know any good Knock Knock jokes?

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Knock knock
Whoes there ?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you  

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I forgot

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1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!


2. Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!


Smile at whatever happens.
任它花开花落,一笑而过!

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This post was edited by Perfumecity at 2016-11-19 14:38

3. Control Freak

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Control Freak.

Con—

Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”


4. Mary and Abbey who?

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Mary and Abbey.

Mary and Abbey who?

Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!


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Perfumecity Post time: 2016-11-19 14:37
3. Control Freak

Knock! Knock!

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dusty1 Post time: 2016-11-19 16:14

New 1, huh?      

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