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Post time 2014-8-29 17:07:11 |Display all floors
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.

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Post time 2014-8-29 20:12:00 |Display all floors

Naughty but nice.

The day I stop learning will be the day I die. Maybe.

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And it has to be something your wife won't forget too.
If capitalism promotes innovation and creativity then why aren't scientists and artists the richest people in a capitalist nation?

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This post was edited by Jordan1985 at 2014-8-31 09:36

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's  had two mistresses.   He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? scroll down to see who you chose






































Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston  Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

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Post time 2014-8-31 09:45:20 |Display all floors
I thought she would be crying instead.
Generous treatment of captured enemy troops.
Death to those that choose to fight.

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Post time 2014-8-31 10:09:48 |Display all floors
Are there not enough joke posters on CD already?

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This post was edited by Ratfink at 2014-9-1 07:57

Windows Password blues:

WINDOWS:  Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters

USER:  boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:  The password must contain 1 numerical character

USER:  1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:  The password cannot have blank spaces

USER:  50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:  The password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER:  50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: The password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively

USER:  50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS:  The password cannot contain punctuation

USER:  ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS:  That password is already in use.

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