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Post time 2014-7-19 14:47:17 |Display all floors
Deaf  Sex

Two deaf people get  married and during the first week of marriage they
find that they are unable to  communicate in the bedroom with the lights out
since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights
of fumbling around and many  misunderstandings, the wife figures out a
solution.

She writes a note to her  husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some
simple signals? For instance, at  night, if you want to have sex with me, reach
over and squeeze my left breast  one time. If you don't want to have sex,
reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.

The husband thinks this  is a great idea. He writes back to his wife That
if she wants to have sex with  him, reach over and pull on his penis one
time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty
times.


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