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COFFEE BONANZA [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2014-7-19 14:19:22 |Display all floors
   

Subject: Coffee and Testicles.
   A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

  
   

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to  anything?"

  

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

  

"Ok; have you ever been in the  military service?"

  

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one  tour."

  

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points  toward employment."

  

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in  any way?"

  

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both  my testicles."

  

The interviewer grimaces and then says,  "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal  hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and  plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

  

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from  8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

  

  

  

"This is a government job", the interviewer says.  "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and  scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

  
  


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