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Anus thermometer
Won’t you say somebody is lazy if he uses an anus thermometer?He is too lazy to put a thermometer underneath his armpit.
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A beautiful girl and I went walking.We chatted all the way.She told me her boyfriend was elsewhere and they communicated by phone and computer.I said”Why not write to him irregularly?Let him go and see every day.And test his sincerity."

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Reply Report RonJaDa 2016-7-16 23:21
That reminds me of a joke I heard a long time ago
These two surgeons were scrubbing up after an operation.
Doctor A: hey can we borrow your pen
Doctor B: sure it's in my shirt pocket
Doctor A reaches over and grabs the thing in the shirt pocket and says:
this ain't a pen it's a rectal thermometer.
Doctor B: some bum must have my pen.
Reply Report Chengking 2016-7-27 12:01
RonJaDa: That reminds me of a joke I heard a long time ago
These two surgeons were scrubbing up after an operation.
Doctor A: hey can we borrow your pen
Doctor ...
That's a good one.

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  • In or not? 2017-3-9 09:15

    good history

  • In or not? 2016-7-28 23:18

    Thanks for sharing the story, I enjoyed reading it and learned something.

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