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Post time 2013-11-9 08:51:19 |Display all floors

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.

The first is that I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban did”

Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”

Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks,

“And did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”

Wife: “So how much do you want?






Twentyfive percent out of nothing is still nothing!

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Post time 2013-11-9 08:51:54 |Display all floors
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Twentyfive percent out of nothing is still nothing!

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Post time 2013-11-9 12:57:25 |Display all floors

Don't argue with idiots! They will always win. First they drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience!
When the power of love, overtakes the love of power,  the world will have peace.

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