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Women, women, women, how to understand them? (joke) [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2013-6-20 14:12:55 |Display all floors
Last night I had friends at home and after diner we chatted a lot about everything, we were 3 couples until we got to the differences between us and how difficult is to understand people until a friend of mine shared this joke.


One day a worried Chinese businessman took a long walk far from home and suddenly he found an old lamp, he decided to rub it and came out a genie with a bad attitude, tired and bored, yawning and  stretching his arms and he said.

G – Thank you for letting me go out from that lamp, now, I will grant you with two wishes.

CH -  Are not 3 wishes?

G – No, 2 are enough and It will be better than 3 wishes, tell me quickly because I want to hang out around.

CH – Ok, I have business in Australia and I have to go often over there but I am afraid to take the airplanes, so my first wish is: I want a highway from Shanghai to Sidney so I can go by car.

G – What??? That´s a very difficult task for me, ok let me think about it while you tell me your second wish.

CH – Well, my second wish is:  help me to understand the women.

G – (the genie opened his eyes with  surprise and fears at such request and thought deeply after few seconds, he said) Ok, I give you a highway from Shanghai to Sidney with 4 lines each way, no tolls to pay and a latest model Bentley and we close this deal, Hao bu hao. {:soso_e113:}




Denial, according the psychoanalysts, is one of the most primary mechanisms of defense. It consists in the attitude of denying or minimizing obvious facts of reality with which the individual can´t  cope or whose irresponsibility is unable to meet.

And I agree.

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Post time 2013-6-22 09:29:05 |Display all floors
Men and women are made differently even though they are of the same species and genus.  Most women love shopping but most men just don't like it. But if men and women try to understand each other and respect each other, things will be much easier.

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Post time 2013-6-22 21:28:49 |Display all floors
Fookchew Post time: 2013-6-22 09:29
Men and women are made differently even though they are of the same species and genus.  Most women l ...

Twentyfive percent out of nothing is still nothing!

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Post time 2013-6-22 21:56:18 |Display all floors
But, candidly speaking, I find it a great challenge to understand women.

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Post time 2013-6-23 17:54:26 |Display all floors
Fookchew Post time: 2013-6-22 09:29
Men and women are made differently even though they are of the same species and genus.  Most women l ...

Always good communication and respect each other it will be the key for a successful relationship.
Denial, according the psychoanalysts, is one of the most primary mechanisms of defense. It consists in the attitude of denying or minimizing obvious facts of reality with which the individual can´t  cope or whose irresponsibility is unable to meet.

And I agree.

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Post time 2013-6-23 17:56:06 |Display all floors
Fookchew Post time: 2013-6-22 21:56
But, candidly speaking, I find it a great challenge to understand women.

That´s relative.
Denial, according the psychoanalysts, is one of the most primary mechanisms of defense. It consists in the attitude of denying or minimizing obvious facts of reality with which the individual can´t  cope or whose irresponsibility is unable to meet.

And I agree.

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Post time 2013-6-25 00:43:52 |Display all floors
Maybe women have the same question,they also think that it's hard to understand us.

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