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Post time 2012-12-19 02:16:47 |Display all floors
expatter Post time: 2012-12-18 23:09
Chatting up some old 'sow' I'll bet ...........



I hate flirting

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Post time 2012-12-19 02:23:46 |Display all floors
manoj10 Post time: 2012-12-19 02:16
I hate flirting

I used to like chatting up the birds when I was a young guy ..........

Trouble is you had to 'pork' them afterwards and there is only so much time one can give to that  .......   

Then of course there are the old cliched lines  .........

Her: 'Do you love me?' ............

Him: 'Of course I do. I pork you don't I'  !   ............   




What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left  -   Oscar Levant

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Post time 2012-12-19 13:45:39 |Display all floors
MVP again? mmmmmmm, let me think.......nah! I'll pass this year too!

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longzhou Post time: 2012-12-19 13:45
MVP again? mmmmmmm, let me think.......nah! I'll pass this year too!

I do not think that you are in a minority there  .........

Nice to hear from you  .........

Feliz Navidad to you and yours  ............            {:soso_e177:}





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Post time 2012-12-19 15:42:20 |Display all floors
expatter Post time: 2012-12-19 04:09
Chatting up some old 'sow' I'll bet ...........

using those old hackneyed pickup lines, with a flashy smile, like "Guess who brings home the bacon?"

maybe "Your shoulders look sore. Would you like me to give them a soothing massage, with oinkment?"

or the blunt "How's about a roll in the mud?"
(beast ex machina)

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Post time 2012-12-19 16:01:43 |Display all floors
lebeast Post time: 2012-12-19 15:42
using those old hackneyed pickup lines, with a flashy smile, like "Guess who brings home the bacon ...



Awright geeezzaa! yes well I am a cockney pig. Sorted mate.

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Post time 2012-12-19 16:06:47 |Display all floors
lebeast Post time: 2012-12-19 15:42
using those old hackneyed pickup lines, with a flashy smile, like "Guess who brings home the bacon ...




Or even ...............

'Have you got some pork in you luv?

Would you like some ........  ? '     ..........   

or  ..........


'Look I do not want to be boar, but can we get down to it.... !  ' ..........   



What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left  -   Oscar Levant

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