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Post time 2012-10-26 20:36:06 |Display all floors
Advertisement to promote travelling to Poland in Germany: "Come to Poland, your car is already there!" ^^
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Post time 2012-10-26 20:43:48 |Display all floors
This post was edited by WhiteBear at 2012-10-26 20:48

no offense taken :)

I laugh from some "olish" jokes like:
"go to the Poland, Your car is already there", etc.

as well as from jokes like "what is the name of two most beutifull women in Germany? - Kowalsky and Novak" :)

if we cann't laugh of ourselves - we shouldn't laugh of others, right?

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Poland, as any other country and nation, have the same number of pros and cons. And all depands on possition from You look at it.

It is true, that not to many years ago we were known as "nation of alcoholics", etc. And there was some true core in that. But everything changes... and some western countries takes a lead in drinking strong alcohols, while in Poland most popular is beer.

Few years ago there were a lot of car thieves that originated from Poland. Now much, much more cars are bought from Germans (and others), and then sold in Poland. Even those "not able to be repaired"...

There is another joke about it:

Car "dealer" goes to friendly car workshop, leaves his newly bought wheels, then comes back after few days to hear: sorry, this time it was a bus stop.




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Post time 2012-10-26 20:46:48 |Display all floors
Alex2010 Post time: 2012-10-26 20:36
Advertisement to promote travelling to Poland in Germany: "Come to Poland, your car is already there ...

Yes, it was true some years ago, now advertisement may be: don't throw out Your dishwasher! Polish car mechanic can make two VW of it!

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Post time 2012-10-26 21:00:55 |Display all floors
This post was edited by LCSULLA at 2012-10-26 21:14
WhiteBear Post time: 2012-10-26 20:46
Yes, it was true some years ago, now advertisement may be: don't throw out Your dishwasher! Polish ...

Relatively, polish labour is now already too expensive now for more than mildly broken cars thoughh.
Most of the export is going to developing countries now.
Also Poland already had somewhat decent Fiat Cars before the fall for mechanics to practice on.
East German Mechanics had bad jokes to cry over.

BTW: the only good ones:
who invented the triathlon?
Somebody polish: To the pool on foot-
back by bicycle.
(Yes, I know implying own popullarity of cycling.)
and this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfTynQ6LRAQ
您买象牙 - 您杀了大象!
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNjU1Nzg0NDky.html - “用现代文明标准比划中国人,是严重的种族歧视行为。”
„Ich ficke wo, wen, und wann ich will, hast du mich verstanden. Auch du könntest ficken, aber du kannst es ja gar nicht, deine deutsche Genauigkeit... verbietet es dir“. Jean-Claude Juncker

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Post time 2012-10-26 21:04:50 |Display all floors
haha, it had to come sooner or later here in this forum: ONE polish vs. (how many)germans?
some day Jiangsu will rule China

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Post time 2012-10-26 21:06:40 |Display all floors
lionstar Post time: 2012-10-26 21:04
haha, it had to come sooner or later here in this forum: ONE polish vs. (how many)germans?

not a vs. :) I don't feel opposite, and "in contra"

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Post time 2012-10-26 21:19:17 |Display all floors
LCSULLA Post time: 2012-10-26 20:30
Well I guess even the most desperate still had some pride left.

right, but these "desperate" didn´t know that my Trabant was equipped with Brabus engine, Brembo brakes, OZ wheels, TOMTOMTOMTOM ... etc.
some day Jiangsu will rule China

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