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"That" time of the month [Copy link] 中文

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Post time 2012-10-17 20:27:37 |Display all floors
Bodyform is a brand of female intimate ...........ummm aparel. {:soso_e117:} This message was sent to the manufacturere about the TV adds it produces:

Richard Neill told the Bodyform executives:
"As a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years . As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things, I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding , rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and 'blue water' and wings !! Dam my penis!!
"Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen .....you lied !! There was no joy , no extreme sports , no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmm​m bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform , you crafty bugger."
I know Youtube is a problem in China but if any have access to it you will love this response from Bodyform;



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpy75q2DDow



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Post time 2012-10-17 23:32:39 |Display all floors
I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding , rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and 'blue water' and wings !! Dam my penis!!

{:soso_e113:} i think i understood the ads since i was 10. before 10, i had no idea what penis is used for except pissing.
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