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Post time 2012-9-10 09:36:11 |Display all floors



What makes man and cat equal?

1. roars when hungry
2. always wants to seep in Your bed
3. when carresed - lifts the tail up
4. when caressed - demands more
5. don't like cutting the nails
6. sometimes have problem with aiming into toilet
7. if in the bad mood - hide himself
8. puts his nose in any pot in the kitchen
9. loves to sleep

any other ideas? ;)

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Post time 2012-9-10 11:13:47 |Display all floors
We will always be unequal.

Why?

Because cats can lick their own balls :-)

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This post was edited by WhiteBear at 2012-9-10 11:41
Chegsyboy Post time: 2012-9-10 11:13
We will always be unequal.

Why?

hm... that kind of "equality" never goes thru my mind, but it is interresting way of thinking

btw. this is cats' way of keeping hygiene, but we (I suppose all?) do it too, just different way.

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Post time 2012-9-11 17:06:52 |Display all floors
WhiteBear Post time: 2012-9-10 11:40
hm... that kind of "equality" never goes thru my mind, but it is interresting way of thinking
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We'd prefer others to help keep hygiene


Another thing that is not equal is that it's always the femal cat who goes hunting.
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DSseeing Post time: 2012-9-11 17:06
We'd prefer others to help keep hygiene  

that it's always the femal cat who goes hunting.

- not all cats are lions ;) and even male lions do hunting from time to time

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